Just something i wrote while talking to a friend... comments are always welcome... *smiles*
yesh... i know...
*eats a fortune cookie...*
*chewing paper...*
how fortunate i must be to always get the prize...
"Under the tree, you will find #######!!!"
what's #######?
i will find something under the tree - but i had to chew up what i will find...
*scratches chin*
*looks under the tree...*
there's nothing under the tree!!! what the hell!!!
ooooo... grass...
*lays down in the grass and eats another fotune cookie...*
*chokes briefly on the paper inside... then coughs it up...*
"life is like a lawn, it doesn't always have to be water, 'n' you shouldn't wanna cut it short unless you're a golfer..."
*scratches chin*
so... under the tree... i will find ######
which is grass...
but life is like a lawn, which is also grass
so under the tree...
i will find my life!
*builds a little tree fort and moves into it, deciding to live under the tree...*
~ 2 days pass ~
*kicks the tree*
*walks back to the chinese restaurant and demands a new fortune cookie*
what? what do you mean? oh fine i'll have an egg roll...
*eats the fortune cookie... grabbing the fortune before chewing it beyond recognition...*
"do not put all your eggs in one basket..."
*grabs the little chinese food place worker guy..."
LISTEN!!! YOUR DAMN FORTUNE COOKIES ARE DEFECTIVE!!!
FIRST THEY HAD ME FIND GRASS UNDER A TREE!!!
THEN THEY TOLD ME TO LIVE UNDER THE TREE...
NOW THEY WANT ME TO BUY A NEW REFRIDGERATOR SO MY EGGS DONT HAVE TO SIT TOGETHER!!! I DONT EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY UNDER THE TREE YET!!!
*demands a refund...*
*gets picked up by several men in white jackets...*
*is given i nice coat of his own with really long sleeves...*
no no, the tree is the other way... why are you taking me over the hill?
*put in a room with padded walls...*
*starts counting the things that he could have done with the paper instead of reading it...*
*wonders if the squirels and chipmunks have stolen his secret stache of tequila yet...*
...
"LUNCH TIME!!!"
what do you mean it's chinese food day?
*eats the fortune cookie...*
*reads the fortune...*
"life is like a tree, you must not leave it unattended..."
DAMNIT!!! THE SQUIRELS REALLY ARE STEALING MY TEQUILA!!!
*runs for the door...*
*feels a sharp pain for a second... then starts to get tired...*
nap time already?
*looks at the floor as it suddenly starts to move closer and closer to him...*
oooo... who are you?? i've never seen you before...
what do you mean you're the fortune cookie gnome?
i didn't even know there was a fortune cookie gnome, let alone that he lived up on the hill...
*scratches chin*
*wakes up...*
woah...
that was too weird...
*picks up his black crayon and continues drawing crosses on the padded walls...*
yesh... i know...
*eats a fortune cookie...*
*chewing paper...*
how fortunate i must be to always get the prize...
"Under the tree, you will find #######!!!"
what's #######?
i will find something under the tree - but i had to chew up what i will find...
*scratches chin*
*looks under the tree...*
there's nothing under the tree!!! what the hell!!!
ooooo... grass...
*lays down in the grass and eats another fotune cookie...*
*chokes briefly on the paper inside... then coughs it up...*
"life is like a lawn, it doesn't always have to be water, 'n' you shouldn't wanna cut it short unless you're a golfer..."
*scratches chin*
so... under the tree... i will find ######
which is grass...
but life is like a lawn, which is also grass
so under the tree...
i will find my life!
*builds a little tree fort and moves into it, deciding to live under the tree...*
~ 2 days pass ~
*kicks the tree*
*walks back to the chinese restaurant and demands a new fortune cookie*
what? what do you mean? oh fine i'll have an egg roll...
*eats the fortune cookie... grabbing the fortune before chewing it beyond recognition...*
"do not put all your eggs in one basket..."
*grabs the little chinese food place worker guy..."
LISTEN!!! YOUR DAMN FORTUNE COOKIES ARE DEFECTIVE!!!
FIRST THEY HAD ME FIND GRASS UNDER A TREE!!!
THEN THEY TOLD ME TO LIVE UNDER THE TREE...
NOW THEY WANT ME TO BUY A NEW REFRIDGERATOR SO MY EGGS DONT HAVE TO SIT TOGETHER!!! I DONT EVEN HAVE ELECTRICITY UNDER THE TREE YET!!!
*demands a refund...*
*gets picked up by several men in white jackets...*
*is given i nice coat of his own with really long sleeves...*
no no, the tree is the other way... why are you taking me over the hill?
*put in a room with padded walls...*
*starts counting the things that he could have done with the paper instead of reading it...*
*wonders if the squirels and chipmunks have stolen his secret stache of tequila yet...*
...
"LUNCH TIME!!!"
what do you mean it's chinese food day?
*eats the fortune cookie...*
*reads the fortune...*
"life is like a tree, you must not leave it unattended..."
DAMNIT!!! THE SQUIRELS REALLY ARE STEALING MY TEQUILA!!!
*runs for the door...*
*feels a sharp pain for a second... then starts to get tired...*
nap time already?
*looks at the floor as it suddenly starts to move closer and closer to him...*
oooo... who are you?? i've never seen you before...
what do you mean you're the fortune cookie gnome?
i didn't even know there was a fortune cookie gnome, let alone that he lived up on the hill...
*scratches chin*
*wakes up...*
woah...
that was too weird...
*picks up his black crayon and continues drawing crosses on the padded walls...*